$11,000 Haircut: This sketch starts as the announcement of Dave's payment of $55,000,000 and everybody trying to extort him. Hip-Hop Newsbreak: Dave is playing a white newscaster and delivers a story based off of Method Man beating someone the way described in Method Man's M.E.T.H.O.D. Man song from the 36 Chambers album.

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Revenge: Dave goes around with his new found fortune and gets revenge on everyone whose shafted him in the past. 2Pac's Alive: This skit has Dave in a club when a 'new' 2Pac song (sung by Chappelle) comes on and the lyrics are based on todays events. First Black Man to Use a White Toilet: Dave looks at the first black person to shit on a white toilet.A Moment in the Life Of Lil' Jon: Another installment of a Day in the Life of Lil' Jon.

This time however, Dave actually gets the real Lil' Jon to come on the show and they talk to each other. One of the highlights of the series.Black George Bush: Dave shows us the US under a Black George Bush.

Again, one of the funniest sketches of the series with a great guest appearance from Jamie Foxx as the Black Tony Blair.Musical Performance: Big Boi more less. Dave Quits Chappelle's Show: Dave quits his own show to which executives at Comedy Central easily replace him with Wayne Brady.The Wayne Brady Show: Wayne comes out and does Dave's opening standup then introduces the fear factor sketch.Lost Episode of Fear Factor: We get to watch a hilarious episode of Fear Factor featuring Tyrone Biggums as he races to win the top prize.Dave Claims his Show Back: After watching the intro to his show (now the Brady Show), Dave calls Outkast's Big Boi to see if they can kick it some time.

Big Boi responds by saying he's playing tennis.on the moon. After a quick run in with his son and Nick Cannon, Dave decides to get his show back.Dave and Wayne Brady One of the funniest sketches of the season which shows that Dave is actually more of a nice guy than Wayne. Absolutely hilarious. Greatest Misses (Hater's In Time): Dave shows us all of the Chappelle's Show's greatest misses.

The Hater's in Time sketch expounds on the Player Haters ball as the Player Haters have a science fair and hater Phyuck Yu reveals a time machine. The haters travel back through time to hate on various historical personalities.Holla Service: Dave presents a service in which you can hire somebody else to holla at women for you.A Gay World: Dave explores the notion of sexual segregation and wonders if it will ever get so bad that there are eventually two different worlds, a gay world and a straight world. He then goes on to show us what the gay world would look like in a hilarious sketch.Nelson Mandela's Bootcamp: This sketch starts out like Sally Jesse Raphael episode where teens are too bad for their parents to handle. Instead of bringing out a bootcamp sargeant to discipline the children, Sally brings out Nelson Mandela.Musical Performance: Kanye West and Mos Def more less. Sales Pitches: A very funny sketch in which Dave discusses how people come up to him in public and pitch him jobs, etc. He then goes on to show us what's really going through his head when he hears these pitches and it is absolutely hilarious!Dave Gets Oprah Pregnant: Dave receives a call from Oprah informing him that she is going to have his baby.

After hearing the news, Dave quits his job ( 'hey everyone, hey everyone - got some news for ya' - KISS MY ASS.hilarious) and moves in with Oprah, spending her money like its going out ofJury Selection: In this hilarious sketch Dave shows us what it would be like if he were in the jury pool for the OJ Simpson trial, Michael Jackson trial, Robert Blake trial and R Kelly trial.Musical Performance: Wyclef Jean more less. Marajuana Commercial: A quick opening sketch which parodies the anti-drug commercials aired earlier this year. In particular, the commercial in which a little girl on a bike is hit by a car of kids who are stoned at a drive thru. In this rendition however, Dave and crew hit the kid, they freak out, then they decide to chop her body up and stuff her down the drain, then they leave the scene of the accident after the little girl gets up bloodied from the hit. Sounds grotesque, but is actually hilarious to watch.A Moment in the Life of Lil' John: The second installment of the Lil' Jon sketches.

This sketch gives us a brief moment of Lil' Jon as he gives an interview for a Barbara Waltersesque female. It is hilariousMooney on Movies: Paul Mooney giving his impressions of particular movies (i.e. The Last Samurai, The Mexican etc.) with two white women.World Series of Dice: Dave looks at TV gambling sensation The World Series of Dice ( a takeoff on the increasingly popular World Series of Poker that constantly runs on every single network right now ). Guest appearance by Eddie Griffin as Grits 'n Gravy. This is Ashy Larry's first appearnce as well.Musical Performance: Kanye West and Common more less.

A Day in the life of Lil Jon: This was the first episode to show the Lil Jon sketch. And although they do get better as the season progresses, this first Lil Jon sketch is indeed hilarious.When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong: One of the first of these sketches, Dave explores the attitude behind 'Keeping it Real' and shows us what it looks like when keeping it real goes wrong. This particular sketch shows him getting his ass beat and moving back in with his grandma when he decides to 'keep it real' after a comment made to his girlfriend at a party.What if the Internet Was a Real Place: Dave imagines how sleazy the internet would look if it were a real place.

This is a pretty funny sketch in which Dave cruises around a 'physical' internet resembling a mall - visiting porn sites, grabbing free downloads, etc. Musical Guest:: Anthony Hamilton preforms 'Comin' From Where I'm From'. NegroDamus: Paul Mooney comes in and plays a psychic (Nostradamus). Of course, everything that comes out of Mooney's mouth takes on a funny yet decidedly dark tone.Red Balls: Tryone Biggins is out again, this time as a spokesperson for a brand new energy drink called Red Balls - of course made from crack. 'Now cocaine comes in a delicious new shake.'

Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories (Prince): One of the funniest sketches of series, this CMTH depicts Charlie Murphy's run in with Prince at a night club. The sketch gets funnier and funnier as Prince invites Charlie and his crew over to his house to hang out then eventually play basketball then eventually eat pancakes together. Brilliant sketch all the way around.Musical Performance: Cee-Lo performs 'Call Me' more less. The Love Contract: A small bit that plays at the beginning episode - this sketch is a satire of the Kobe Bryant incident and how it could have been avoided with 'The Love Contract' as your partner signs it confirming consent.Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories (Rick James): This is the infamous 'Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories: Rick James' episode. Other than 'The Love Contract' sketch, this entire episode focuses on Eddie Murphy's older brother Charlie and his run-ins with 80s musician Rick James. This was the most popular Chappelle's Show episode to date.Musical Performance: Ludacris (not on the DVD) more less. White People Can't Dance Experiment: Dave doesn't believe the stereotype that white people can't dance - so he brings in musical guests John Mayer, QuestLove and Ahmir-Khalib Thompson to play with this stereotype.

One of the funnier sketches of the second season.The Three Daves: A retrospective look at Dave at age 18, 24 and 30. Oh my god this absolutely hilarious - definitely check this episode out. Music in the Office: Dave and John Mayer see what happens when you play the guitar in a professional office.Musical Performance: John Mayer, QuestLove, Ahmir-Khalib Thompson, Dave Chappelle more less. Calvin Gets a Job at WacArnolds: Three part sketch in which Dave plays Calvin, an inner city youth who gets a job at WacArnolds (McDonalds).

Its a play on the old McDonalds commercials in which an inner city kid gets a job at McDonalds and the community is corny as hell in congratulating him and letting him know how proud they are of him.Black Gallagher: A quick but funny sketch in which Dave is well. A black Gallagher (the cheesy stand up comic whose bit was smashing fruit with a sledgehammer). I crack up just thinking about Dave in the Gallagher outfit with that mustache. Great sketch to check out.The Niggar Family: Another highlight of the second season, the Niggar Family sketch asks the question: Would the N word be just as offensive if it was used in another context? So Dave gives a white family the last name Niggar to see how the word plays in this new environment. It's absolutely hilarious.Musical Performance: DMX more less. Samuel Jackson: An advertisement for Samuel Jackson beer.

A play on the late Samuel Adams beer commercials where Dave plays Samuel L Jackson dressed up as the Sam Adams colonial brew master. It's a must see./Campaign Ads (Health care, Teen Sex): Dave rolls a few campaign commercials as if he were running for president. One commercial is for Health care and the other focuses on preventing teen sex in which he shows two 80 year olds going at it covered in mayonnaise./Things Look Better In Slow Motion: A quick sketch in which Dave proves that certain events look good in slow motion (laundromat and night club) while others are best left to real time (Dave taking a sh!t)/The Racial Draft: One of the funniest sketches of the series in which a number of celebrities, sports stars, musicians and politicians are 'drafted' to a certain race. Ie - Tiger Woods being drafted by the blacks and is now 'all black'.

Wu Tang clan being drafted by the Asians./ more less. Headphones:Funkmaster Flex hires a guy to be a rapper (Dave). We get to see the guy rapping in a recording studio but all he does is say here we go and similar things to turn up the music.This Sketch includes Funkmaster Flex, Donnel Rowlings and Greer Barnes Country.Make a Wish:Dave visits a boy with cancer. The kid asks him to play Street Hoops for Playstation 2 with him. Dave plays him but just beats the kid 17 to 1 while during the game saying things like he's rich and telling the nurse to come in so he can have a witness beating the kids ass in Street Hoops.

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This sketch includes Aney Ringham and Nolan Tuffy.Crazy Camera:Dave buys a camera from a Chinese guy which has special powers. The special powers are: See the person you're taping ten years in the future, See the person your tapping's inner self, and tape the persons thoughts. Dave goes around town meeting some of his friends and Carson Daily and using the camera on them. At the end he uses it on himself. This sketch includes Sam Chan, Carson Daily, Josh Elrod, Jama Williamson, Maurice Jamal, Zu-Baydah, Randy Rowe, Donnel Rawlings, Bunny Levine and Derrick WilliamsMusical Performance: De La Soul more less.

History Channel: World's Greatest Wars: A Sketch about how the first gangs of New York came about over a guy stepping on another guys shoe.R Kelly (Piss on You): This is by far the standout sketch of the season in which Dave tries to prove that there evidence of R. Kelly's future sex scandals in his old videos.

Dave shows two videos in which R Kelly (Dave) sings about peeing on girls faces and heads. Absolutely hilarious.Ask a black dude with Paul Mooney: 'Paul Mooney answers questions about the of black guys' dicks, and why black guys shave their heads. Paul Mooney does another great job answering white guys' questions.Real Movies: Deep Impact: The real version of 'Deep Impact' in which the president (Dave) tells all the secrets of the white house including: Cure of AIDS, Cloning, and Aliens.Musical Performance: GZA more less. Dave Stars in His Own Video Game: Dave tells us what a big fan he is of video games and wonders what life would be like if it was a video game.

The sketch goes on to a Grand Theft Auto view of Dave's world.Blackzilla: Blackzilla invades Tokyo, scaring all the people as this makes fun of the Japanese people in the Godzilla movies.Dave's Two Minute Special: A quick sketch in which Dave does a two minute special for HBO because they couldn't afford the other 58 minutes. The whole sketch is just one big two minute intro for the special then it ends.The Player Haters Ball: Truly the highlight of the first season, this hilarious sketch features a ton of guest stars (including Ice T) as the most ruthless haters in the world congregate for the Player Haters Ball. They snap and hate on each other until Silky Johnson is crowned biggest hater.Musical Guest: The Roots more less. Real Movie Versions: The real versions of “Ghost” And Dave’s own movie “Half Baked.”Frontline: Racist Hollywood Animal Stars: Frontline investigates racism in Hollywood stars such as Flipper, Rin Tin Tin, and Mr. Ed in this hilarious skecth.Tyrone Biggums' Intervention: Tyrone Biggums' friends think his addiction has gone to far, and host an intervention to help end it.What Men Want: Dave imagines what the movie 'What Women Want' would be like if two letters were removed from the title.Musical Performance: Slum Village more less.

Great Moments in Hook-up History: A guy named Bobby(Chappelle) tries to hookup with a girl named Gina, but first he has to get through her friends.Real Movies - The Matrix: The whole first call from Morphius scene but it ends up just being another worker named Earl who needs a stapler.Wu Tang Financial: A commercial for a company called Wu Tang Financial with the Wu Tang Clan. Another satire on hip hop culture invading other industries.Real Movies - Pretty Woman: In which instead of the guy falling in love with the girl he tells her to get the fuck out of hereAsk a Black Dude w/ Paul Mooney: Paul Mooney answers questions from various street personalities.Channel 3 News: This is a hilarious sketch that focuses on sex scandals with Jedi nights and an interview with Yoda, Mace Windu and Jarth Mader. A definite must see sketch.Musical Performance: Killer Mike performs 'Akshon (Yeah!)' more less. Rocka Pads Tampon commercial featuring Damon Dash (head of Roc-A-Fella Records). Basically poking fun of how hip hop has extended its scope from music to a number of mainstream industries such as vodka, clothing and of course, tampons;)Redman Potty Fresh A commercial for toilet cleaner featuring Redman from The Def Squad. Another play on the hip hop phenomenon.Great Moments in Hook-up History Martin Johnson(Chappelle) is desperate for some ass because he has been on and 8 week losing streak with the ladies.

Ashly Evans comes along and he sees his chance since she's drunk as hell.Ask a Black Dude with Paul Mooney Paul Mooney answers a few questions from various street personalities.Inside Chappelle's Show Studio A guy interviews Dave Chappelle on his own show talking about movies Dave has been in. They show clips of each movie they talk about.Musical Performance: Fat Joe performs 'Crush Tonight' with Tony Sunshine. Pretty Whirl Girl: This sketch is about when Dave gets this pretty white girl to sing his thoughts, as he claims that nobody wants to hear himself say them.Tyrone Bigguns: This is the first episode in which Dave breaks out his now infamous 'Tyrone Bigguns' crackhead character as Tyrone visits an elementary school in order to keep kids off drugs.Dave's Educated Guess Line: Dave having his own psychic hotline and predicts stuff based on stereotypes (a satire on Ms.

Cleo).Wrap it Up: In this hilarious sketch people who get tired of another person pull out a box that says Wrap it Up. Mitsubishi Jab The show comes out swinging with a jab at that annoying pop-lockin' girl in the Mitsubishi ads. A look-alike is in the car with Chappelle. As she dances in the seat, Chappelle makes terrible faces, clearly annoyed at her dancing style.Popcopy Chappelle plays the manager in a Popcopy (clearly a Kinko's) store training tape. Featuring cameos by his Half Baked co-star Guillermo Diaz as well as Michael Rapaport, the tape shows Popcopy's employees how to behave and essentially piss off the customers. Anyone who has ever been in one of these massive chain copystores can relate.Nat's Hollywood Christmas Nat King Cole's rep is besmirched when Chappelle stands up for hip-hop's objectification of women.Home Stenographer In this skit, you can order a home stenographer, an actual person to transcribe what exactly was said in conversations there is also a travel stanographer that is mentioned at the end of skit.Black KKK In this very long sketch, Chappelle plays a blind white supremacist by the name of Clayton Bigsby.

Clayton gets interviewed, thinking he is white based on what his foster caretakers have told him, and the world finds out the truth about this African-bashing, African-American author.